wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm at about main and main street
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
