i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
sex in a hospital.. check
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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