i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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