at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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