I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Life is so much better after having sex.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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