Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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