everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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