The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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