is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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