Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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