I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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