So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
