It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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