My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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