You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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