Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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