these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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