question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
this hospital has no fireball
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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