There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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