I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she peed on how many people?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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