shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
