Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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