I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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