so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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