i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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