Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
