the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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