super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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