I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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