hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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