What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
