yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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