okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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