5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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