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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My balls are so social today.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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