I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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