When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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