this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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