Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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