I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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