This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
its not stalking. its research.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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