That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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