Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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