I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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