I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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