her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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