I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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