You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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