i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
