ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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