you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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