Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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