then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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