I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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