She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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