I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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