16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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